why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist
matthew/17/ireland/i like text posts and gifsets of tv shows
Britney Spears became the most in-demand musician as soon as she hit the scene in 1998 and was getting booked to perform all over the United States. She decided that she would go on tour to perform for major cities across the nation but faced many obstacles with getting her sets and costumes onto airplanes so she began constructing the interstate freeway system in 1999. After connecting the majors cities of America through a road system without traffic lights, Spears was able to efficiently take tour buses from city to city without the hassle of airport security. The freeways remain open for public use to this day and provides jobs to those employed by Spears to maintain this interstate network.
I hate humans of new york
nobody outside of a fucking john green novel talks like that spontaneously sorry
while half of them were not called out within this 48-72 hour period, i believe all of them were called out within the last year.
irish people hate irish americans so much
literally the english colonised and oppressed us for 800 years and we still like them more than we like fucking irish americans with their idiot ideas of what ireland is like
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”