mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian


i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

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I can never get enough of this

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This made me cry so much. Louis is obviously taken by what the lady said about her daughter - I can’t even imagine how he felt. It’s almost like he doesn’t have any words to say to her after that. He cares so much and I hate it when people say he’s the worst member of the band - he truly gives me hope and inspiration. 

yall are more concerned with fuckboy louis crying over seeing poverty than the grandmother who has a dying daughter and has to raise her granddaughter in a poverty stricken place this is literally insane

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if you want to be funny just say that you’d rather watch netflix than do something that social people do. It’s a free ticket to funny town.

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"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"


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RTD Era Meme: [1/2] Scenes that makes you cry

I was gonna be with you. Forever. Rest of my life. Travelling in the Tardis. The DoctorDonna.”

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when people get worked up over sports and scream at the top of their lungs


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having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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Didnt I say you were grounded


Didnt I say you were grounded

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