brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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britneyinventions:

Britney Spears became the most in-demand musician as soon as she hit the scene in 1998 and was getting booked to perform all over the United States. She decided that she would go on tour to perform for major cities across the nation but faced many obstacles with getting her sets and costumes onto airplanes so she began constructing the interstate freeway system in 1999. After connecting the majors cities of America through a road system without traffic lights, Spears was able to efficiently take tour buses from city to city without the hassle of airport security. The freeways remain open for public use to this day and provides jobs to those employed by Spears to maintain this interstate network.

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears became the most in-demand musician as soon as she hit the scene in 1998 and was getting booked to perform all over the United States. She decided that she would go on tour to perform for major cities across the nation but faced many obstacles with getting her sets and costumes onto airplanes so she began constructing the interstate freeway system in 1999. After connecting the majors cities of America through a road system without traffic lights, Spears was able to efficiently take tour buses from city to city without the hassle of airport security. The freeways remain open for public use to this day and provides jobs to those employed by Spears to maintain this interstate network.

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confession

I hate humans of new york

nobody outside of a fucking john green novel talks like that spontaneously sorry

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tastefullyoffensive:

Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]

tastefullyoffensive:

Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]

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at least 9 people tangentially connected to nerdfighteria have been called out as sexual abusers

mellowblueness:

while half of them were not called out within this 48-72 hour period, i believe all of them were called out within the last year.

  1. tom milsom
  2. alex day
  3. frezned / tom mclean
  4. danny hooper
  5. alex carpenter
  6. eddplant
  7. Mike Lombardo
  8. Josh Macedo

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irish people hate irish americans so much

literally the english colonised and oppressed us for 800 years and we still like them more than we like fucking irish americans with their idiot ideas of what ireland is like

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manhubofficial:

dancing in public:

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tinypantsbishounen:

*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths

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wiinterquay:

#NINE #NINE had the best lines

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andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

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coolteenf:

iamablueturtle:

I don’t care about what they’re saying about Tom, I think that we should just be his fans for his music and his art, a lot of other singers or musicians have done wrong things.

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rabbitglitter:

Hahaha a friend of mine took her pug to a doggy park and a teacup pig wanted to be friends.

rabbitglitter:

Hahaha a friend of mine took her pug to a doggy park and a teacup pig wanted to be friends.

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lexcanroar:

(MAJOR trigger warning for discussion of victim-blaming, sexual abuse and assaults, reasons why people don’t report abuse and assaults

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open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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